When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning.

In adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?