Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone?

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.