Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.

Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.