Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

I never take credit for anything, because it's mostly genetic to my way of thinking. Even the need to work hard with some genetic talent you're given - the need to go out and develop it, and push hard to bring it to people.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.