The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

Traditional American values: Genocide, aggression, conformity, emotional repression, hypocrisy, and the worship of comfort and consumer goods.