The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

I think the trend to control speech - and therefore thought - continues. Because of the freer flow of information now, there's more on the side of free thought.

Traditional American values: Genocide, aggression, conformity, emotional repression, hypocrisy, and the worship of comfort and consumer goods.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.