I have a lot of things [in me] that are childlike and innocent and sweet.

There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment.

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.