I have a lot of things [in me] that are childlike and innocent and sweet.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.

When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.