My father and mother separated when I was two months old.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?