When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row seat. And some of us get to sit there with notebooks.
George CarlinMy mother didn't get home until about seven most nights and, yes, there was a sense of being very alone after school. She gave me all the proper guidance and influences, but physically, she just couldn't be there.
George CarlinSome people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
George Carlin