Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.

When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.

I look at it this way... For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers... so when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.