Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

What I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.

You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do.