I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.
George CarlinThere was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.
George CarlinWe're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
George CarlinIt turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.
George Carlin