You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get up past around... a minute, minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

I loved the angiogram. They stick a thing in your thigh and it goes all the way up to your heart. Isn't that a thrill? Well, at least the nurse scored thigh.

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

Surround yourself with what you love.

Everything beeps now.