Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o'clock news.

Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!

A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

Regarding local residents attempting to ban sex shops from their neighborhoods: You show me a parent who says he's worried about his child's innocence and I'll show you a homeowner trying to maintain equity.

Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)