Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o'clock news.

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.

Life is a zero sum game.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

I kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.

I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.