A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.
George CarlinCocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.
George CarlinJust think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
George CarlinTonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning
George Carlin