If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.