I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.

I simply decided that dope wasn't worth the ritual.

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

Life is a zero sum game.

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

I'm not in show business because I don't have to go to the meetings, I'm just not a part of it, I don't belong to it. When you "belong" to something. You want to think about that word, "belong." People should think about that: it means they own you. If you belong to something it owns you, and I just don't care for that. I like spinning out here like one of those subatomic particles that they can't quite pin down.