I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!