A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

The older I got, the more apparent it became that my mother was losing control over me. She fought back fiercely with black moods, silent treatments and martyrdom. And, of course, all she did was run my ass out of the house even quicker. The pressure was unbearable.

You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

Meanwhile, followers of Eastern religions are sitting in the middle of their minds, experiencing a bliss and a level of consciousness that Western man can't begin to approach.

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.