A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

The patterns became even more vivid at Cardinal Hayes High School. That's when I began failing subjects and running away from home for days at a time.

They say that instead of cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. Nothing is mentioned, though, about cursing a lack of candles.

Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.