As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

More people write poetry than read it.

I hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was as a straight comic in the Sixties. The second was as a counterculture performer in the Seventies. The third will be...well, that's for others to judge.

The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.

President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.