I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.
George CarlinThe Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"
George CarlinI was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . theyโre cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin