Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.