I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.
George CarlinI don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?
George CarlinThe word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
George CarlinThe highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.
George Carlin