When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.
We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.
I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.
If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?
When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.
The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.