It's a "keep your fingers crossed" business, the entertainment business.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

They say that instead of cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. Nothing is mentioned, though, about cursing a lack of candles.

Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.