It's a "keep your fingers crossed" business, the entertainment business.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.

There was about a two-year period at the end of the '60s, when I realized I was in the wrong place and entertaining the wrong people with the wrong material and that I was not being true to myself. I went through a metamorphosis into something more authentic for me, a more authentic stage voice and writing voice.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids