Where do we get our values from?

A scary dream makes your heart beat faster. Why doesn't the part of your brain that controls your heartbeat realize that another part of your brain is making the whole thing up? Don't these people communicate?

Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.