The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it. I'd write clues to my hiding places in code, then forget the code and spend the rest of the day looking for my coke.