Lenny Bruce genius was the unique ability to investigate hypocrisy and expose social inequities in a street rap that was really a form of poetry.
George CarlinI try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.
George CarlinI kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.
George CarlinWhy is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.
George Carlin