Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.

The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

The only good thing about religion is the music. Because nature is filled with balances and opposites, there are always exceptions to the overall rules, whether the overall rules are bleak or otherwise. If you propound a joyous theory of existence, I will find an exception to that. If I propound a bleak theory, someone will find a joyous exception. That's just nature being nature, I think, and I don't think it offers a lot of hope. It's sort of a respite along the way.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.