Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.

The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.

I definitely have a gift for language that is rhythmic and attractive to the ear, and I have interesting [verbal] imagery which I guess is a poetic touch.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.