If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.
Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.
It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.