Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does number eleven automatically move up? And does he see it as a promotion? Does he call his criminal friends and say, "I made it, Bruno. I'm finally on the list"?

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.