Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)

If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.

You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.