All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.