Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.

You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?