It's depressing to see blacks wanting to dive into the mainstream of American commercial life. They come from a magnificent African culture based on aesthetics, and they all want to become fort builders like the vicious people who originally enslaved them.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

If you you think there is a solution, you're part of the problem.