Meow” means “woof” in cat.

More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.