Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.