Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.

I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.

Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.

I don't really identify with America, I don't really feel like an American or part of the American experience, and I don't really feel like a member of the human race, to tell you the truth. I know I am, but I really don't. All the definitions are there, but I don't really feel a part of it. I think I have found a detached point of view, an ideal emotional detachment from the American experience and culture and the human experience and culture and human choices.

In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was.