I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.

If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

I believe you can joke about anything.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!