Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.
Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.