In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.