In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

Life is tough, then you die.

Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but a joke is about surprising someone. I'm a great believer in context. You can joke about anything. I do like finding out where the line is drawn, deliberately crossing it and bringing some of them with me across the line, and having them be happy that I did.