In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

There's an idea that the human body is somehow evil and bad and there are parts of it that are especially evil and bad, and we should be ashamed. Fear, guilt and shame are built into the attitude toward sex and the body. It's reflected in these prohibitions and these taboos that we have.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.