In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll."

You get to play with people's little danger zones.

If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

Somebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.

Surround yourself with what you love.