A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

I never take credit for anything, because it's mostly genetic to my way of thinking. Even the need to work hard with some genetic talent you're given - the need to go out and develop it, and push hard to bring it to people.

A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

When I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests. I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.