A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

hard work is a misleading term. physical effort & long hours do not constitute hard work. hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing...you're doing hard work.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

Where do we get our values from?

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.