A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

Life is a zero sum game.

Two things happened. The creative side of my career was harmed. When I'd sit down and write under the influence of coke, the ratio of pages kept to pages thrown out declined drastically. But onstage, when rapping about a feeling I already owned, I would sometimes get a burst of eloquence.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

It's the old American Double Standard, ya know: Say one thing, do somethin' different. And of course this country is founded on the double standard. That's our history. We were founded on a very basic double standard: This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.