Life is not that complicated.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

The coke made me incredibly horny.

That's really a part of my nature , it goes along with autonomy and independence of action - it's just that I don't identify with the local group, no matter what it is, whether it's the human species or the American democracy, the nation, the country, religions, political parties, nothing. None of these have my allegiance because I'm not really concerned with what they do. I don't feel a part of any of this.

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!

It's the American view that everything has to keep climbing: productivity, profits, even comedy.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.