Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."

Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.

Pardon me I've got nothing to say.

I think there's a little more attention to human needs than to property rights. But I don't think much of political activism. It's so shortsighted. Most people are interested in their own personal comfort. I've said that about environmentalists. I think they care about bike paths and places to park their Volvos, not the planet as an abstraction.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.