They say that instead of cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. Nothing is mentioned, though, about cursing a lack of candles.

Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does number eleven automatically move up? And does he see it as a promotion? Does he call his criminal friends and say, "I made it, Bruno. I'm finally on the list"?

If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

The status quo sucks.