They say that instead of cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. Nothing is mentioned, though, about cursing a lack of candles.

There are an awful lot of things in the cut of street drugs that eventually make you sick. I reached a point where the skin around the edges of my fingernails used to hurt all the time. And it would peel away easily. Now, that must have been from some poison in the cut.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.

Obviously, there are people who constrict themselves and build walls around themselves, whether it's from a moral standpoint or a patriotic standpoint, or just plain old conformity, and who therefore live in those little prisons, and when things breach those walls, it's shocking for them.