I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

The rebellious mood of the country during those [60th] years allowed me to plug right back into my old hatreds. I could scream and holler, as I did on the albums, against religion, government, big business - all those assholes and their values. That hatred was very real.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.