May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.