May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

My left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.