The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!

The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

It's harder to be funny from the position of power.

What year did Jesus think it was?

What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?