The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If you dropped me off a space platform onto the ground where a line was drawn, I would fall to the left side of it. I believe the difference between right and left is that the right, for the most part, the bulk of their philosophy is interested in property, and the rights of people to own property and gain and acquire and keep property. And I think on the left - though they blend and mix - on the left primarily you will find people who are more concerned about humans, and the human condition, and what can be done.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.

Is there another word for synonym?