Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got, because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.