If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!
Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.
Everything beeps now.