Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe.
George CarlinReligion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.
George CarlinIn terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.
George CarlinI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin