Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.

In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll.

I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone?

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.