I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.
George CarlinComedy, I figured, was the thing that came to me the most easily. Playing the trumpet and piano took practice. I thought that was a waste of time. I'd go out on the street corner and be funny. In a minute.
George CarlinThis country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.
George Carlin