I think the trend to control speech - and therefore thought - continues. Because of the freer flow of information now, there's more on the side of free thought.

I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?