Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!

They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.

hard work is a misleading term. physical effort & long hours do not constitute hard work. hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing...you're doing hard work.

In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for her, bottom was an automobile accident that almost landed her in jail.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?