Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.

Language is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.

You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.