Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

We think in language. We think in words. Language is the landscape of thought.

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.

My left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.