My mother and I had a lot of distance between us emotionally, although, on the surface, most of the time, we appeared good and friendly, and all that. But I was a problem. I was a street kid.
George CarlinThe surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
George CarlinEverything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me.
George CarlinIn terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.
George Carlin