If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?
If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.