College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?