I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.