Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one