Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one