Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.