When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.