Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.