If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.