Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.