The most loyal and faithful woman indulges her imagination in a hypothetical liaison whenever she dons a new street frock for the first time.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

A broken heart is a monument to a love that will never die; fulfillment is a monument to a love that is already on its deathbed.

Musicals are to the theater what wines are to a substantial dinner.

Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.

The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.