In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.

Drama - what literature does at night.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.