An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.