In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.

Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I drink so the others become interesting.

An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.