The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
I drink so the others become interesting.
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.