I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

The notion that as a man grows older his illusions leave him is not quite true. What is true is that his early illusions are supplanted by new, and to him, equally convincing illusions.