I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

The most loyal and faithful woman indulges her imagination in a hypothetical liaison whenever she dons a new street frock for the first time.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.