An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.

The sweetest memory is that which involves something which one should not have done; the bitterest, that which involves something which one should not have done, and which one did not do.