Men go to the theatre to forget; women, to remember.
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
A broken heart is a monument to a love that will never die; fulfillment is a monument to a love that is already on its deathbed.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.